im gonna start working on this in 10 minutes no exceptions
me fucking lying to myself  (via sann-lykke)
the way u look makes me wanna sit down and draw
the ultimate artist compliment. the slam dunk of artistic sexting. the top of the hill most suave demonstration of inspirational arsty thirst. the supreme sign of aesthetic admiration. the ultimate (via felitomkinson)

pardonmewhileipanic:

sourcedumal:

lucyaudley:

smitethepatriarchy:

prokopetz:

It always gets me when MRAs bring up the draft as an example of discrimination against men. Yes, it’s true that no woman in America has ever been subject to conscription in times of war; however, being that the most recent draft was in 1973, most likely neither have you. If you get to drag up stuff that happened before you were born, so does everybody else - and I’m pretty sure the ladies are going to win that particular game of misery poker.

BAM.

Also, considering the draft was voted into law by Congress in 1940 but the first woman was elected to Congress in 1973, men only have themselves to blame. We didn’t decide the rules of the draft. They did.

welp

the patriarchy backfiring on itself is NOT women being sexist against men

european:

ordering food is so stressful

robotgem:

“what’s your favorite position in bed?”

 near the wall so I can use my phone while it’s charging


homiesexual42:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

leradny:

videohall:

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO

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I could watch this video for hours and it would still be funny

yungg0ddess:

avoid people who mess with your head

avoid people who intentionally and repeatedly do and say things that they know upset you 

avoid people who expect you to prioritise them but refuse to prioritise you 

avoid people who can’t and won’t apologise sincerely

avoid

avoid

avoid

voidwish:

i’m in bed and was wondering where my cat is so i was all “oh I’ll just text him” and opened the messages app before i realized what i was doing

If you want to be respected by others, you must first respect yourself.
Unknown (via psych-facts)
Dreams don’t often come true, do they? Wouldn’t it be nice if they did
L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables (via glassbonespaperskin)

rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

please don’t join the long list of people that walked away from me
(via vulnerablx)

scaredcoffeebean:

*kICKS DOWN DOOR* HELLO DADDY

*POWER SLIDES* HELLO MOM

*HAIR FLIP* IM YOUR CH CH CH CH CH CH 

*PUNCHES AIR* chERRY BOMB